Valentimes 2025

I find primary school valentine's day parties to be fascinating cultural events. Under the guise of this mysterious thing called "romantic love," school-age children give each other some fundamentally weird-ass greeting cards. The best ones come from your secret crush, which you always read into wayyyy too much. But the second best valentines (or "valentimes" as I call them) are the ones with prizes inside: candy or puzzles or stickers. And these are the best primary-school-valentimes you ever got.

Cards

Condolence

Condolence

Scrub Card

Scrub Card

Wait Fer It

Wait Fer It

1923

1923

Contours

Contours

Valentime's Day at Your Goth Friend's House

Valentime's Day at Your Goth Friend's House

Hot Letter

Hot Letter

Gloves

Gloves

Gallery of Recipients

Envelopes

So Are You the Type?

So Are You the Type?

Can You Deal?

Can You Deal?

Which One?

Which One?

So I'm Wondering 1

So I'm Wondering 1

So I'm Wondering 2

So I'm Wondering 2

Do You Think 1

Do You Think 1

Do You Think 2

Do You Think 2

Tattoos

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